Congratulations, you were able to get your woman into bed! Things
are looking good for you, right? That is, until you blow it!
You would actually be surprised about how many men do everything
right to sack their women into bed, only to flounder at the very last second
and end up with a giant case of blue balls.
So, we decided to put together a list of four things for you not to do just as heaven’s gates are
about to open!
1. Don’t Ever Bring Up Your Ex - Not Ever. This is the ultimate
cock blocker. It doesn’t matter if your current girl is in an entirely different
league than your last girl. The simple truth is that if you bring the topic of your
Ex in bed, your current girl will think that you are thinking about your past
sex partners just as she is about to share her most beautiful gift with you! If
you want to compliment her, don’t do it by comparing her features or
personality traits with some other chick you used to bang. For example: “You
have nicer boobs than my Ex,” simply will not do. In fact, bringing up your
ex-girlfriend at the most intimate time, could not only damage your chances
with having great sex, but it could also cause your girl to have lingering thoughts
about whether or not you are still pining after your ex-girlfriend.
2. Don’t Show Your Insecurity. Okay, so you might have a few
inches to lose around the waist and your man boobs are just too much for most
women to bare, but don’t show you’re insecurity here. After all, you did get
your lady to hop into bed with you for obviously other substantial reasons that
don’t have much to do with your body. Most likely, she was attracted to your
charm, your wit, and your confidence. Throwing out those very sexy features
about you literally leaves her with nothing but your hairy love handles to
grab. Instead, make your features work for you. Rather, say: “Come to Papa” or “There’s
a whole Lotta Man here for you!” Remember, it’s all about confidence, which is
the sexiest and perhaps the biggest attribute you got in your pocket – don’t
throw it away.
3. Don’t Treat Her Like A Guy: Yes, your girl might be cool
with your guy antics, but not in bed – that’s a whole different world from your
grease-stained-cigar smelling-man-sofa. Don’t fart, burp, or scratch your balls
while you’re going for broke. These are huge turn-offs to any woman with a
little class and sophistication. Even if she laughs at these juvenile antics,
what she’s really thinking is, “My God, how did I end up here with this guy?”
If you have to relieve yourself in any way, then quickly excuse yourself from
the room and go to the bathroom.
4. Hygiene is Essential. The difference between getting
laid and jumping fast out of bed with blue balls could essentially come down to
your hygiene. This is a critical subject for couples. Most men smell. We work
out, we play sports, and we wear the same shirt three days in a row (well, some
of us anyway). That’s all fine and dandy when you’re with your guy friends on a
camping trip, but not when you’re on your girl’s new silky-satin sheets that
she recently sprayed with her lavender aromatherapy. Most women, whether they
realize it or not, get turned on by their partner’s smell. So you have to keep
things clean, especially around your “amigo”. You might also consider shaving
or at the very least, trimming your pubic hair since hairs are “Odor
Factories.” The surface of you pubic hair is especially ripe for funky bacteria
to release their stinky flatulence, causing you to reek.
Remember, not doing certain
things is just as important as what you do. With these four items out of the
way, you will be ready to make her feel incredible. Now go on, have fun.
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